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Life is short smile while you still have teeth. Smile and be sweet to those you meet. No cows go mooo.

I know Im a handful but thats why you got two hands Unknown Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor Truman Capote If you think you are too small to be. Phyllis Diller Never miss a good chance to shut up. Happiness is your last exam paper.

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2 Some people are such treasures you just want to bury them. Short Funny Quotes I love deadlines. 3 My alone time is for everyones safety.

Funny Proverbs If you dig a hole for someone else youll fall into it. Unknown Never go to bed mad. Short Funny Quotes 1 Fifty shades of tired.

Humorous Mottos for Life Real-life rocks. Behind every successful man is a woman behind her is his wife. Joan Rivers Click to tweet When nothing is going right go left.

Luck is the idol of the idle A father is a banker provided by nature If you dig a hole for someone else youll fall into. Hello this is Franks fridge. Stay up and fight.

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots. When tempted to fight fire with fire remember that the Fire Department usually uses water Unknown 2. Short Funny Quotes About Women A womans mind is cleaner than a mans.

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Oliver Herford Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Life is a work in progress. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you.

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Dear math Im not a therapist solve your own problems. If you leave a message I will attach it on my door with a magnet.

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